Cantonese Corgi

Today while eating breakfast at our breakfast bar, we saw one of our neighbors through the window stop in front of our house while she was out with her Corgi.

In the past, this fake blonde late 20 something has let her Corgi run on anyone's lawn as she or it pleases. We have witnessed in the past either the fake blonde or the man she is living with (not sure they are married) with this dog on our front lawn. At that time there were also "deposits" on our lawn and our neighbors. So at that time Danny nicely confronted the man and he assured us he was not letting the dog go on our property. Danny said he appreciated it but would also appreciate it if they would not let the dog ON our property at all.

However today was a different story. While fake blonde stopped in front of our house and waited on her dog she also saw us looking directly AT her from our breakfast bar so she was sooooooo snagged. Danny quickly went out to confront her and asked her to not let her dog go on our property. This was her response:

I don't appreciate you coming out here at 7:30 to talk to me about this [mind you she is there in front of OUR house with her dog on OUR property]. I pick up after my dog. He has to go somewhere. Besides if you don't like it you should've bought a house with property that belongs to you.

REALLY? Well of course Danny said all the appropriate things like "It doesn't matter this is my property and please do not let your dog on it."

So here are my thoughts (not actions, just thoughts):

• You can take the girl out of the trailer park and give her a fake blonde look and even buy her a red BMW (which she has) and give her a fluffy dog like a corgi but you cannot take the trailer park outta the girl.
• You are darn rucky Jesus does not give me permission to play who's got the bigger dog with the bigger pile to deposit 'cause "he's got to go somewhere."
• Listen sista, you ARE darn rucky I am a Christian because back in my village, we stir fry up your corgi for appetizer.
  

I am sending her a copy of my property boundaries and a sweet note to let her know trespassers will be prosecuted. After I pray hard about my attitude first.

Or maybe a recipe for sweet and sour puppy will do the trick . . . .

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